Oh My Goodness!

This afternoon is absolutely insane. Literally everything that happened is just unreal. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. Give me a minute to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Trust This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a glasses. It seemed read more totally unfazed. You could say it was the strangest thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Truly I Don't Think It!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm floored
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't think what just took place. I was walking down the street out of nowhere this huge cat jumped from nowhere. It was holding a tiny hat! Seriously. Then it ran away for a moment, flew up into the sky. I don't understand what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! completely surprising

Can you believe that? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I affirm this is {thereality. It story appears to be so far-fetched, I almost think it's . true.

• Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.

This is Beyond Belief

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I simply believe what we've just heard. It's like adream come true. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Am I dreaming?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.